Out of the Mouth of Rebecca

Alternately titled...Rebecca says the Darnedest Things

Such as "I can't wait to be a Mommy so I can use a knife."

Or "When I was a Mommy, I was your Mommy." She has lots of stories about being a Mommy and me being the baby.

Or " Call me when you call me." instead of "Call me if you need me." She once said, "If you call me, you call me."

She also says "me neither" instead of "me too."

I love how she uses the word "her/hers" instead of "she". For example, "Hers not in my room." or "Is her in my room?" I probably should correct her, but I don't want her to stop. It's too cute.

But my all time favorite thing she has every said in her 3 years of life is the following (If we are friends on FB, you have already read about this one, but it is worth repeating.):

Rebecca: Mommy, I want big boobies.

Me: One day you will big boobies.

Rebecca: But Presley has big boobies.

Me: No she doesn't, she's just fat.